Dating is dead – Book an escort!

Dating is now a thing of the past gentlemen. Let’s face it. In today’s social climate, with Covid-19 and everything else, you can’t even have a proper date. How easy is it to get to know someone intimately when you have to sit a metre apart in the pub beer garden? Not very easy at all. We are betting that there has been a massive reduction in online dating subscriptions. They’ll be the next businesses to claim support from the government at this rate.

How do you date?

Dating used to be easy didn’t it? These days you can’t approach a girl in a bar! Let’s assume you get a date, and we’ll go through this so it also fits pre Covid culture. You would book a table at a restaurant right? Well, that’s going to cost you a pretty penny in London if you want to impress, and it’s not going to be easy to do either. You might want to get your haircut, and perhaps a new outfit too. Maybe a bar or two afterwards, an uber, a train etc. You get the picture. And that is just the first date. You know that you would have to get through about three of these sort of dates in order to get anywhere with the average girl? Then don’t see an average girl, see an escort.

A brief encounter with an escort is easier

Whether you agree with social distancing or not, if you book a London escort, you’re not going to be around a hundred other people on a date are you? It’s just the two of you together in her apartment. This is the reality of the situation. You have more chance of getting Corona Virus by dating conventionally, and that’s even without any contact with your date. Who’d have thought it?

Who knows the rules anymore?

Do you know the rules? You can only meet two people from different houses, when they are wearing purple and the moon is in it’s third quarter. That’s it isn’t it? It’s too damn confusing for words. So we recommend exercising caution and being generally sensible. Which is why we ask that if any of you are experiencing symptoms of Covid-19, you should not under any circumstances book an escort.

Not condoning contact with your escort

We also wish it to be made very clear that we remain in business as an introduction only agency. In much the same as a dating agency in that respect. We put the two of you together. We are not telling you that you must have physical contact with one another, or anything like that. It’s perfectly acceptable to spend an hour in the company of a beautiful young woman without touching her. You could have a lot of fun. But what you do get up to is strictly between the two of you.

Babylon Girls have new London escorts joining the agency all the time.