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Escort's home location: County Durham (United Kingdom)
Tour title: fun50couple LONDON
Tour starts on: Tuesday, 21st May 2019
Tour ends on: Sunday, 26th May 2019
Unavailable on these dates: N/A
Tour location/contact details: Wembley Park incalls, minutes from Met & Jubilee line tube, 5-6 minutes off North Circular. Easy Free parking. Outcalls to anywhere Central London & Greater London + M25 corridor counties incl South Herts, South Bucks, Middlesex, East Berks, Surrey.
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Age: 55
Nationality: British
Type: Independent
Phone Number: 07981726237
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We are fun50couple, Jan 2018, LONDON
Vital statistics

UK Dress Size: 16
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 10stone 12lbs

Description: We are fun50couple, the UK's best known mature bisexual escort couple, Full-Time Professional, Friendly but most of all Discreet; your kinky secrets are safe with us and will remain that way no matter what. We like to meet mature men over the age of 40 who may be bi-curious, bisexual, secret crossdressers, sissy boys, or submissives, All welcome from newbies to full-on experienced players. We meet only with white men of British descent over the age of 40, no upper limit.

Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Blonde
Body Type: Mature and Sexy
Ethnicity: White

Details Incall Outcall Comments
1 hour £190.00 £250.00
1.5 hours £280.00 £300.00
2 hours £310.00 £400.00
3 hours N/A £500.00 Incalls NW2 or E14, Outcalls anywhere inside M25
Dinner Date £450.00 £550.00 Four hour booking anywhere inside M25
Overnight N/A £1,200.00 Your upmarket home, anywhere Greater or Central London or Home Counties
Background information

Background information: We are an Escort Couple and work together. She is a Scot, a fun 'girl next door' type gilf, a curvy Size 16; she works mainly as the female half of fun50couple; She also works as a dominatrix back home in the North East under the name of fun50minx He is English, privately educated, friendly and intelligent; interests apart from sex are the adult industry, business, politics, aviation (private pilot). He also pens a National Sexblog and writes about escorting, sexuality and current affairs. We've escorted for 6+ years and are a genuine 'real life' engaged couple of 12 years; We are VERY EXPERIENCED with HIGH LIMITS and have heaps of positive feedback, accessable via links off our own site. (Click the link)
Time and Travel information

Time and Travel information: When we're on tour we need around 90 minutes notice. Incalls are in W3 close to Hanger Lane. We outcall to homes and hotels in Central London, Greater London, and the M25 corridor including South Bucks, South Herts, South East Essex, Surrey, East Berks, Middlesex. For an evening outcall please make contact with us on 07981-726237 before 6PM for a meeting later the same night. If we cannot verify your hotel, or you're asking for an outcall to your home, then a deposit may be required. Meetings in Central London/West end beginning after 10PM will incur a surcharge to cover increased travel costs.

No. Question Answer
1) What do you find irratating in a new client ? No shows, guys asking about things clearly on the profile or on our websites. Text tennis. Monosyllabic messages.
2) What sort of men turn you on? Sex positive men, especially hairy ones, guys who look after themselves, guys with common sense & a brain.
3) How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts?? Up there with the best...Check the feedback, more than almost any other couple.
4) What's the best time to book you? Mornings are the best time to call & make a booking
5) Half Hour Service provided Occasionally
6) What is your favourite place? St Johns River Florida.
7) Do you offer Bareback? Never
8) What method is the quickest to make a booking? Sensible email
9) Are you good at massage? We're not qualified
10) What excites you about London ? Everything (used to live here)
11) If a client takes you out for dinner, what would be your favourite restaurant or favourite type of food ? Italian, American
12) What's the worst thing about being an escort ? Time-wasters and dreamers.
13) Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ? Pleasure Product retail
14) What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ? Just Do it.
15) Do you enjoy being an escort ? Yes we do
16) What do look for in a prospective client ? Reliability, cleanliness, discretion, manners.
17) Do you let the client take your photos? No

No. Question Answer
1) Do I see disabled clients? No
2) Can you sell me viagra? Yes, OR we offer Zuyosa which is an effective natural alternative
3) What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you Initial email followed by short telecon
4) Do you lower prices? NEVER so don't ask
5) Do you offer "extras"? No
6) Are you real Engaged real life couple for 12 years, escorted for 6
7) What type of male do you meet? Personable, professional/business type/executive
8) Are you bisexual? Him yes, fully bi and versatile top or bottom, She is straight
9) How can I avoid being disappointed? Just turn up
10) Can you arrange a 3some? That is our business 24/7
11) Can I film/take photos of you? No
12) Do you offer overnights? Yes
13) What should I do if I'm running late ? Don't
14) Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl? 100% independent
15) Can I call you at short notice ? 90 minutes minimum notice please guys!
16) Do you see black men? Black British by arrangement, call to inquire
17) Can I request that you wear something specific ? Yes
18) Will you do prostate massage Yes
19) Is there secure parking nearby ? Yes
20) Will you do OWO At discretion but usually yes.
21) Do you travel internationally ? Yes
22) What do you look for in a prospective client ? Reliability, Cleanliness, Respect, Ability to communicate, D&D free
23) How far will you travel for outcalls ? Nationwide
24) Can I shower at your place? Yes
25) What languages do you speak ? English
26) Are you shaved? She's au natural (fair), He's trimmed/shaven
27) Which currencies can I pay you in ? STERLING, EUROS, US DOLLARS
28) Do you have rules? Yes
29) Do you provide refreshments ? Yes
30) I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me? Of course, but we won't be meeting you if you cannot communicate properly in the first place, so don't be sending crude monosyllabic texts, they won't be answered.
31) I am a student, can I get some discounts, please ? We're not interested in students
32) Where are you based? County Durham but tour London regularly
33) Will you answer withheld numbers ? Never
34) What is your preferred method of contact? Initial email
35) Regarding discreation..? Isn't discretion spelt without the 'a'?
36) Will you visit me at home? Yes, at discretion
37) Are your photos recent and genuine ? 2018
38) is your fee for both of you Yes
39) Do you do A-levels ? Her occasionally, Him yes.
40) Are you near the tube station? Yes, easy walking distance from either Piccadilly or Central Line stations
41) Do you book appointments with women or couples ? Not as a couple, but fun50geeze will visit MF couples seeking the company of a bi male escort
42) Would you ever consider unprotected sex? No
43) What type of restaurants do you like ? Italian, TexMex, American
44) Do you offer outcalls? Yes
45) Do you do Quickies ? No so don't ask
46) Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see? Yes, we won't see under 40 years old
47) Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ? We provide a range of sex essentials for your comfort and safety
48) Do you ever cam? NEVER
49) Do you tour outside of London ? Yes
50) would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list? Yes
51) Do you tour outside of England ? Yes
52) What do you define as an over night booking ? 8PM-8AM
53) What time are you available till? 0000
54) Is there an age range for people you see ? Min age 40, no upper limit
55) Is it really you in the photographs? Please don't insult us by asking! Of course it is!
56) Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ? Yes, love them
57) What makes you different on the other girls on the web? We're professional Full Time Escort couple with the feedback to prove we deliver a service up there with the best in the biz
58) Do you provide a travel companion service ? Yes
59) Can you use strap on on me? Yes, just make sure you're douched!
60) Is a deposit required ? Sometimes
61) Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc? Yes
62) Can I cum more then once? Of course
63) Do you mind seeing shorter guys? No

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