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Escort's home location: County Durham (United Kingdom) Tour title: Flying visit this weekend Tour starts on: Friday, 6th September 2019 Tour ends on: Sunday, 8th September 2019 Unavailable on these dates: Sunday after 10AM Tour location/contact details: South Herts/M25 incall location, Central London or M25 corridor outcalls

London Escort Profile

Name: fun50couple Age: 55 Nationality: British Type: Independent Website: https://www.fun50couple.com Email: kinky@fun50couple.com Phone Number: 07981726237     Report this profile Your name This field is required. Your email This field is required. This email address is invalid Your comments Thank you. Your report has been submitted to the site administrator.

Vital statistics

UK Dress Size: 16 Height: 5'5" Weight: 10stone 12lbs

Description

Description: In London this WEEKEND 7/8th September, Central London outcalls or South Herts M25 Saturday nite: We are fun50couple, the UK's best known mature bisexual escort couple, Full-Time Professional, Friendly but most of all Discreet; your kinky secrets are safe with us and will remain that way no matter what. We like to meet mature men over the age of forty who may be straight & bi-curious, bisexual, secret crossdressers etc. All welcome from newbies to full-on experienced players. We meet only with white British/North American/Scandinavian men over the age of forty, no upper limit. No Asians.

Characteristics

Eye Colour: Blue Hair Colour: Blonde Body Type: Mature and Sexy Ethnicity: White

Rates

Details Incall Outcall Comments 1 hour £190.00 £250.00 1.5 hours £280.00 £300.00 2 hours £310.00 £400.00 3 hours N/A £500.00 Incalls TW6, Outcalls anywhere inside M25 Dinner Date £450.00 £550.00 Four hour booking anywhere inside M25 Overnight N/A £950.00 Your upmarket home, anywhere Greater or Central London or Home Counties, No overnight incalls in London unless pre-booked

Background information

Background information: We are a British Escort Couple and work together full time, as a duo or either of us solo. She is a Scot, a fun 'girl next door' type gilf, a curvy Size 16; she works mainly as the female half of fun50couple; She also works as a dominatrix back home in the North East under the name of Mistress Orchid. He is English, privately educated, friendly and intelligent; interests apart from sex are the adult industry, business, politics, aviation (private pilot). He also pens a National Sexblog and writes about escorting, sexuality and current affairs. We've escorted for 7+ years and are a genuine 'real life' engaged couple of 12 years; We are both EXPERIENCED ESCORTS with HIGH LIMITS and have heaps of positive feedback, accessible via links off our own site. (Click the link)

Time and Travel information

Time and Travel information: Available in London 7th September ~ Ideally we need not less than 90 minutes notice for Incalls at South Herts/M25. We outcall to homes and hotels in Central London, Greater London, and the M25 corridor including South Bucks, South Herts, South East Essex, Surrey, East Berks, Middlesex. For an evening outcall please make contact with us on 07981-726237 before 6PM for a meeting later the same night. If we cannot verify your hotel, or you're asking for an outcall to your home, then a deposit may be required. Deposits can be paid anonymously at any Post Office or we accept bank transfer. Meetings in Central London/West end beginning after 10PM will incur a surcharge to cover increased travel costs. We're in London at least a week a month, (Check tour dates) or we can travel to the capital on a Custom Booking basis at a day's notice so give us a call!

Interview

No. Question Answer 1) What do you find irratating in a new client ? No shows, guys asking about things clearly on the profile or on our websites. Text tennis. Monosyllabic messages. 2) What sort of men turn you on? Sex positive men, especially hairy ones, guys who look after themselves, guys with common sense & a brain. 3) How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts?? Up there with the best...Check the feedback, more than almost any other couple. 4) What's the best time to book you? Mornings are the best time to call & make a booking 5) Half Hour Service provided Occasionally 6) What is your favourite place? St Johns River Florida. 7) Do you offer Bareback? Never 8) What method is the quickest to make a booking? Sensible email 9) Are you good at massage? We're not qualified 10) What excites you about London ? Everything (used to live here) 11) If a client takes you out for dinner, what would be your favourite restaurant or favourite type of food ? Italian, American 12) What's the worst thing about being an escort ? Time-wasters and dreamers. 13) Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ? Pleasure Product retail 14) What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ? Just Do it. 15) Do you enjoy being an escort ? Yes we do 16) What do look for in a prospective client ? Reliability, cleanliness, discretion, manners. 17) Do you let the client take your photos? No

FAQ

No. Question Answer 1) Would you ever consider unprotected sex? No 2) Are you near the tube station? Yes, easy walking distance from either Piccadilly or Central Line stations 3) is your fee for both of you Yes 4) Will you visit me at home? Yes, at discretion 5) What is your preferred method of contact? Initial email 6) Where are you based? County Durham but tour London regularly 7) I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me? Of course, but we won't be meeting you if you cannot communicate properly in the first place, so don't be sending crude monosyllabic texts, they won't be answered. 8) Do you have rules? Yes 9) Are you shaved? She's au natural (fair), He's trimmed/shaven 10) Can I shower at your place? Yes 11) What do you look for in a prospective client ? Reliability, Cleanliness, Respect, Ability to communicate, D&D free 12) Will you do OWO At discretion but usually yes. 13) Will you do prostate massage Yes 14) Do you see black men? Black British by arrangement, call to inquire 15) Do you offer outcalls? Yes 16) Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see? Yes, we won't see under 40 years old 17) How can I avoid being disappointed? Just turn up 18) Are you bisexual? Him yes, fully bi and versatile top or bottom, She is straight 19) Are you real Engaged real life couple for 12 years, escorted for 6 20) Do you lower prices? NEVER so don't ask 21) Can you sell me viagra? Yes, OR we offer Zuyosa which is an effective natural alternative 22) Do you mind seeing shorter guys? No 23) Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc? Yes 24) Can you use strap on on me? Yes, just make sure you're douched! 25) What makes you different on the other girls on the web? We're professional Full Time Escort couple with the feedback to prove we deliver a service up there with the best in the biz 26) Is it really you in the photographs? Please don't insult us by asking! Of course it is! 27) What time are you available till? 0000 28) would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list? Yes 29) Do you ever cam? NEVER 30) Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl? 100% independent 31) Do you offer overnights? Yes 32) Can I film/take photos of you? No 33) Do you book appointments with women or couples ? Not as a couple, but fun50geeze will visit MF couples seeking the company of a bi male escort 34) Do you do A-levels ? Her occasionally, Him yes. 35) Are your photos recent and genuine ? 2018 36) Regarding discreation..? Isn't discretion spelt without the 'a'? 37) Will you answer withheld numbers ? Never 38) I am a student, can I get some discounts, please ? We're not interested in students 39) Do you provide refreshments ? Yes 40) Which currencies can I pay you in ? STERLING, EUROS, US DOLLARS 41) What languages do you speak ? English 42) How far will you travel for outcalls ? Nationwide 43) Do you travel internationally ? Yes 44) Is there secure parking nearby ? Yes 45) Can I request that you wear something specific ? Yes 46) Can I call you at short notice ? 90 minutes minimum notice please guys! 47) What should I do if I'm running late ? Don't 48) What type of restaurants do you like ? Italian, TexMex, American 49) Can you arrange a 3some? That is our business 24/7 50) What type of male do you meet? Personable, professional/business type/executive 51) Do you offer "extras"? No 52) What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you Initial email followed by short telecon 53) Do I see disabled clients? No 54) Can I cum more then once? Of course 55) Is a deposit required ? Sometimes 56) Do you provide a travel companion service ? Yes 57) Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ? Yes, love them 58) Is there an age range for people you see ? Min age 40, no upper limit 59) What do you define as an over night booking ? 8PM-8AM 60) Do you tour outside of England ? Yes 61) Do you tour outside of London ? Yes 62) Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ? We provide a range of sex essentials for your comfort and safety 63) Do you do Quickies ? No so don't ask

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