||Would you ever consider unprotected sex?
||Are you near the tube station?
||Yes, very near
||How much notice do you require?
||At least two hours
||Will you visit me at home?
||Only if we have met before
||What is your preferred method of contact?
||Where are you based?
||Earls Court and Pimlico
||What services do you offer?
||GFE OWO CIM DFK
||Do you have rules?
||Yes, please see my website
||Can I shower at your place?
||Yes, please do!
||What do you look for in a prospective client ?
||Punctual, polite and squeaky clean
||Will you do OWO
||Will you do prostate massage
||Do you see black men?
||Do you offer outcalls?
||Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see?
||Yes, please see the FAQ page on my website
||Are you real
||Is this a real question..?
||Do you lower prices?
||And why would I do that? What a silly question
||Will you marry me?
||That's a bit extreme! Unfortunately not
||Can you sell me viagra?
||Hell no! And I'd rather you didn't prescribe yourself any before coming to see me
||Do you mind seeing shorter guys?
||Of course not. I've entertained short gents before. They are often at a perfect height to admire my DD's
||Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc?
||Can you use strap on on me?
||No, tried before and was crap at it
||What makes you different on the other girls on the web?
||Am I meant to say why I'm so much better than the other ladies out there? Well I won't. Looks and personality are subjective, and it's not a trait of mine to bitch about others in a petty attempt to make myself look any better. Poor form on those who do.
||Is it really you in the photographs?
||No, it's my mother *rolleyes*
||What time are you available till?
||Varies, please call for the date and time you have in mind
||would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list?
||Do you offer GFE?
||Yes, this is my speciality
||Do you ever cam?
||Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl?
||I work independently
||Do you offer overnights?
||They are considered if we have met before
||Can I film/take photos of you?
||No. Mental images only ;)
||Do you book appointments with women or couples ?
||Do you do A-levels ?
||Are your photos recent and genuine ?
||Yes. I get them taken every six months to keep them fresh and up to date
||Will you answer withheld numbers ?
||I am a student, can I get some discounts, please ?
||Piss off. They're paying students too much if you are approaching a £300 per hour escort
||Do you provide refreshments ?
||You are more than welcome to come along with your tipple of choice in tow
||Which currencies can I pay you in ?
||GBP unless otherwise agreed beforehand
||What languages do you speak ?
||How far will you travel for outcalls ?
||Zone 1 London, and Heathrow and Gatwick airports
||Do you travel internationally ?
||Do you provide a GFE ?
||Is there secure parking nearby ?
||Pay and display street parking. Safe area
||Can I request that you wear something specific ?
||Yes, but I require as much notice as possible. For shorter notice I might not be able to
||Can I call you at short notice ?
||No, I require at least two hours notice
||What should I do if I'm running late ?
||Let me know as soon as possible. Even if you think you may be late and then you find you're actually running to schedule (as happens in London traffic). Manners go a long way.
||What services do you NOT provide ?
||Nothing involving bottoms, and nothing involving the mouth if you have many teeth
||Can you arrange a 3some?
||No, one gentleman at a time for me
||What type of male do you meet?
||Please see FAQ on my website
||What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you
||Read my website so that you are fully informed and then call me
||Do I see disabled clients?
||Yes, but my incall is a basement apartment, so depending on the nature of your disability it may need to be an outcall
||Can I cum more then once?
||Yes, within our agreed time
||Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ?
||Yes, I love them!
||Is there an age range for people you see ?
||Do you tour outside of England ?
||I want to, but no plans as of yet
||Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ?
||Do you do Quickies ?
||Yes, I offer a half hour appointment for £200 for you quickie gents
||Do I pay you before or afterwards ?
||Before. How do I know you won't run away?!