1) |
Would you ever consider unprotected sex? |
NO NOT EVER! |
2) |
Are you near the tube station? |
Yes literally a one minute walk. |
3) |
How much notice do you require? |
minimum one hour |
4) |
I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me? |
Of course. |
5) |
Are you shaved? |
Brazilian. |
6) |
Can I shower at your place? |
It is actually a pre-requisite of mine. |
7) |
Will you do OWO |
At discretion. |
8) |
Will you do prostate massage |
Yes |
9) |
Do you see black men? |
No |
10) |
Do you offer outcalls? |
Yes |
11) |
Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see? |
Yes.... I'm not going to be crude and write it, but I'll know if you fall into that category and end the call. |
12) |
Are you real |
100% real, I've actually had MY photos stolen, that's how real! |
13) |
Do you lower prices? |
NO! |
14) |
Will you marry me? |
If you're riche enough, maybe. |
15) |
Can you sell me viagra? |
NO! |
16) |
Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc? |
ABSOLUTELY. |
17) |
Do you ever cam? |
No. |
18) |
Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl? |
I'm independent |
19) |
Do you offer overnights? |
Yes |
20) |
Do you book appointments with women or couples ? |
No, sorry. |
21) |
Do you do A-levels ? |
No. |
22) |
Are your photos recent and genuine ? |
Almost one year old and 100% genuine (see FAQ 2) |
23) |
I am a student, can I get some discounts, please ? |
NO! |
24) |
Do you provide refreshments ? |
Yes |
25) |
Do you travel internationally ? |
Yes |
26) |
Do you provide a GFE ? |
Yes |
27) |
Can I call you at short notice ? |
I prefer at least an hour, as I may be studying or doing other activities, I also need to get ready. |
28) |
Can you arrange a 3some? |
Sure! |
29) |
Do I see disabled clients? |
Yes, but I have stairs in property... |
30) |
Is a deposit required ? |
Only if you are booking outside of London travel or overseas. |
31) |
Do you provide a travel companion service ? |
Yes |
32) |
Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ? |
I absolutely do. |
33) |
Is there an age range for people you see ? |
No under 30's |
34) |
Do you tour outside of England ? |
Yes |
35) |
Do you tour outside of London ? |
Yes |
36) |
Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ? |
I'll have. |
37) |
Do you do Quickies ? |
No. |
38) |
Do I pay you before or afterwards ? |
Business transactions before please. |