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Escort's home location: County Durham (United Kingdom)
Tour title: fun50couple LONDON
Tour starts on: Tuesday, 13th August 2019
Tour ends on: Friday, 16th August 2019
Unavailable on these dates: N/A
Tour location/contact details: Incalls Wembley Park close to Met/Jubilee line tube. FREE Parking, Discreet entrance. Local, Central London, South Herts, South Bucks, Middlesex, Surrey M25 outcalls. Call Minx to book: 07981-726237 no withheld numbers or text tennis.
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Age: 55
Nationality: British
Type: Independent
Phone Number: 07981726237
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We are fun50couple, Jan 2018, LONDON
Vital statistics

UK Dress Size: 16
Height: 5'5"
Weight: 10stone 12lbs

Description: In London now, LHR-Hounslow-TW6 close to Hatton Cross Tube: We are fun50couple, the UK's best known mature bisexual escort couple, Full-Time Professional, Friendly but most of all Discreet; your kinky secrets are safe with us and will remain that way no matter what. We like to meet mature men over the age of forty who may be straight & bi-curious, bisexual, secret crossdressers etc. All welcome from newbies to full-on experienced players. We meet only with white British/North American/Scandinavian men over the age of forty, no upper limit. No Asians.

Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Blonde
Body Type: Mature and Sexy
Ethnicity: White

Details Incall Outcall Comments
1 hour £190.00 £250.00
1.5 hours £280.00 £300.00
2 hours £310.00 £400.00
3 hours N/A £500.00 Incalls TW6, Outcalls anywhere inside M25
Dinner Date £450.00 £550.00 Four hour booking anywhere inside M25
Overnight N/A £950.00 Your upmarket home, anywhere Greater or Central London or Home Counties, No overnight incalls in London unless pre-booked
Background information

Background information: We are an Escort Couple and work together as a duo, or either of us solo. She is a Scot, a fun 'girl next door' type gilf, a curvy Size 16; she works mainly as the female half of fun50couple; She also works as a dominatrix back home in the North East under the name of fun50minx He is English, privately educated, friendly and intelligent; interests apart from sex are the adult industry, business, politics, aviation (private pilot). He also pens a National Sexblog and writes about escorting, sexuality and current affairs. We've escorted for 7+ years and are a genuine 'real life' engaged couple of 12 years; We are both EXPERIENCED ESCORTS with HIGH LIMITS and have heaps of positive feedback, accessible via links off our own site. (Click the link)
Time and Travel information

Time and Travel information: Available in London 23-27th June ~ Ideally we need not less than 90 minutes notice for Incalls at Hatton Cross. We outcall to homes and hotels in Central London, Greater London, and the M25 corridor including South Bucks, South Herts, South East Essex, Surrey, East Berks, Middlesex. For an evening outcall please make contact with us on 07981-726237 before 6PM for a meeting later the same night. If we cannot verify your hotel, or you're asking for an outcall to your home, then a deposit may be required. Deposits can be paid anonymously at any Post Office or we accept bank transfer. Meetings in Central London/West end beginning after 10PM will incur a surcharge to cover increased travel costs. We're in London st least a week a month, (Check tour dates) or we can travel to the capital on a Custom Booking basis at a day's notice so give us a call!

No. Question Answer
1) What do you find irratating in a new client ? No shows, guys asking about things clearly on the profile or on our websites. Text tennis. Monosyllabic messages.
2) What sort of men turn you on? Sex positive men, especially hairy ones, guys who look after themselves, guys with common sense & a brain.
3) How do you rate yourself compared to other escorts?? Up there with the best...Check the feedback, more than almost any other couple.
4) What's the best time to book you? Mornings are the best time to call & make a booking
5) Half Hour Service provided Occasionally
6) What is your favourite place? St Johns River Florida.
7) Do you offer Bareback? Never
8) What method is the quickest to make a booking? Sensible email
9) Are you good at massage? We're not qualified
10) What excites you about London ? Everything (used to live here)
11) If a client takes you out for dinner, what would be your favourite restaurant or favourite type of food ? Italian, American
12) What's the worst thing about being an escort ? Time-wasters and dreamers.
13) Have you worked in any other areas of the industry ? Pleasure Product retail
14) What advice would you give someone wanting to become an escort ? Just Do it.
15) Do you enjoy being an escort ? Yes we do
16) What do look for in a prospective client ? Reliability, cleanliness, discretion, manners.
17) Do you let the client take your photos? No

No. Question Answer
1) Would you ever consider unprotected sex? No
2) Are you near the tube station? Yes, easy walking distance from either Piccadilly or Central Line stations
3) is your fee for both of you Yes
4) Will you visit me at home? Yes, at discretion
5) What is your preferred method of contact? Initial email
6) Where are you based? County Durham but tour London regularly
7) I have never met a High Class Escort before and I am very nervous. Will you see me? Of course, but we won't be meeting you if you cannot communicate properly in the first place, so don't be sending crude monosyllabic texts, they won't be answered.
8) Do you have rules? Yes
9) Are you shaved? She's au natural (fair), He's trimmed/shaven
10) Can I shower at your place? Yes
11) What do you look for in a prospective client ? Reliability, Cleanliness, Respect, Ability to communicate, D&D free
12) Will you do OWO At discretion but usually yes.
13) Will you do prostate massage Yes
14) Do you see black men? Black British by arrangement, call to inquire
15) Do you offer outcalls? Yes
16) Do you put any restrictions on the type of person you are willing to see? Yes, we won't see under 40 years old
17) How can I avoid being disappointed? Just turn up
18) Are you bisexual? Him yes, fully bi and versatile top or bottom, She is straight
19) Are you real Engaged real life couple for 12 years, escorted for 6
20) Do you lower prices? NEVER so don't ask
21) Can you sell me viagra? Yes, OR we offer Zuyosa which is an effective natural alternative
22) Do you mind seeing shorter guys? No
23) Do you offer mistress services, role play, strapon, foot fetish etc? Yes
24) Can you use strap on on me? Yes, just make sure you're douched!
25) What makes you different on the other girls on the web? We're professional Full Time Escort couple with the feedback to prove we deliver a service up there with the best in the biz
26) Is it really you in the photographs? Please don't insult us by asking! Of course it is!
27) What time are you available till? 0000
28) would you ever consider indulging in something that isn't on your enjoy list? Yes
29) Do you ever cam? NEVER
30) Are you working for someone else/are you an agency girl? 100% independent
31) Do you offer overnights? Yes
32) Can I film/take photos of you? No
33) Do you book appointments with women or couples ? Not as a couple, but fun50geeze will visit MF couples seeking the company of a bi male escort
34) Do you do A-levels ? Her occasionally, Him yes.
35) Are your photos recent and genuine ? 2018
36) Regarding discreation..? Isn't discretion spelt without the 'a'?
37) Will you answer withheld numbers ? Never
38) I am a student, can I get some discounts, please ? We're not interested in students
39) Do you provide refreshments ? Yes
40) Which currencies can I pay you in ? STERLING, EUROS, US DOLLARS
41) What languages do you speak ? English
42) How far will you travel for outcalls ? Nationwide
43) Do you travel internationally ? Yes
44) Is there secure parking nearby ? Yes
45) Can I request that you wear something specific ? Yes
46) Can I call you at short notice ? 90 minutes minimum notice please guys!
47) What should I do if I'm running late ? Don't
48) What type of restaurants do you like ? Italian, TexMex, American
49) Can you arrange a 3some? That is our business 24/7
50) What type of male do you meet? Personable, professional/business type/executive
51) Do you offer "extras"? No
52) What is the best way to arrange an appointment with you Initial email followed by short telecon
53) Do I see disabled clients? No
54) Can I cum more then once? Of course
55) Is a deposit required ? Sometimes
56) Do you provide a travel companion service ? Yes
57) Do you do a dinner and evening appointment ? Yes, love them
58) Is there an age range for people you see ? Min age 40, no upper limit
59) What do you define as an over night booking ? 8PM-8AM
60) Do you tour outside of England ? Yes
61) Do you tour outside of London ? Yes
62) Do I need to bring my own protection or will you provide them ? We provide a range of sex essentials for your comfort and safety
63) Do you do Quickies ? No so don't ask

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